Double Demba's on cloud nine

Tuesday 7th February 2012 10:01

Double Demba¿s strike

Double Demba¿s strike

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Newcastle FanZoner Darren Williams waxes lyrical about the Toon's new look strikeforce.

Somebody call 999, Newcastle are on Fire!

Oh yeah baby, we're walking along, singing a song, walking in a Demba wonderland.

I joked on Twitter prior to the game that Alan Pardew had called me looking for advice on who to play for the visit of Aston Villa. My response was "Play the two Demba's up front and rip their guts out" and to my black and white delight, the Double Demba's did just that!

Following a very average performance earlier in the week in which the Toon Army ground out an away win at Blackburn Rovers which to be fair wasn't deserved, I was more confident going into the Villa game knowing we had our new strike force back.

Here's Elvis the Geordie, to tell you the story....

As the snow lies

On a cold and grey Tyneside mornin'

Another lad called Demba gets ready to score

For Newcastle

And the Mackem's cry

'cause if there's one thing that they don't need

it's a another Tyne & Wear derby defeat

By Newcastle

By Newcastle

Villa, don't you understand

You'll never beat us at our ground

Your average team can never stop King Cisse The Geordie's are in ecstasy

That win was for Sir Bobby

Demba Ba put us ahead beating Villa keeper Shay

Martin O'Neill's stomach turns

for an opposition team with loads of holes gets battered by the Toon scoring loads of goals

in Newcastle

in Newcastle

And as Blackburn learned

so Pardew seems to get it right

and he knows how to deal

cos Mike Ashley is tight

at Newcastle

at Newcastle

The Toon are far from relegation

winning away

he's number one, he's Demba Ba

he's on a run, he's the best by far

And the league don't lie

As a crowd gathers 'round the new Senegal man

he's the toast of the Toon, he's the best in the land

In Newcastle

As the Mackem's sighs

on a cold and grey Tyneside mornin',

another legend number 9 is born

In Newcastle

Bring on Europe guys

TOON ARMY!

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