Newcastle FanZoner Darren Williams waxes lyrical about the Toon's new look strikeforce.
Somebody call 999, Newcastle are on Fire!
Oh yeah baby, we're walking along, singing a song, walking in a Demba wonderland.
I joked on Twitter prior to the game that Alan Pardew had called me looking for advice on who to play for the visit of Aston Villa. My response was "Play the two Demba's up front and rip their guts out" and to my black and white delight, the Double Demba's did just that!
Following a very average performance earlier in the week in which the Toon Army ground out an away win at Blackburn Rovers which to be fair wasn't deserved, I was more confident going into the Villa game knowing we had our new strike force back.
Here's Elvis the Geordie, to tell you the story....
As the snow lies
On a cold and grey Tyneside mornin'
Another lad called Demba gets ready to score
And the Mackem's cry
'cause if there's one thing that they don't need
it's a another Tyne & Wear derby defeat
Villa, don't you understand
You'll never beat us at our ground
Your average team can never stop King Cisse The Geordie's are in ecstasy
That win was for Sir Bobby
Demba Ba put us ahead beating Villa keeper Shay
Martin O'Neill's stomach turns
for an opposition team with loads of holes gets battered by the Toon scoring loads of goals
And as Blackburn learned
so Pardew seems to get it right
and he knows how to deal
cos Mike Ashley is tight
The Toon are far from relegation
he's number one, he's Demba Ba
he's on a run, he's the best by far
And the league don't lie
As a crowd gathers 'round the new Senegal man
he's the toast of the Toon, he's the best in the land
As the Mackem's sighs
on a cold and grey Tyneside mornin',
another legend number 9 is born
Bring on Europe guys