Portsmouth FanZoner James Shipp reveals his 20 incredible facts about Pompey striker Patrick Agyemang.
Patrick Agyemang is a 32-year-old footballer who gives Portsmouth fans the honour of seeing him play week-in, week-out as a powerhouse of a front-man.
These are facts.
But there are some things you don't know about the forward. 20 incredible things.
1 - Agyemang was born 14st 6lbs, of pure muscle.
2 - Agyemang doesn't go to the dentist, the dentist comes to him.
3 - Sir Patrick Stewart was named after the assumption Agyemang would one day be born.
4 - For 35 minutes each day, Agyemang oils his magnificent pectorials thoroughly.
5 - Agyemang showers alone, for fears of embarrassing his team-mates.
6 - Agyemang's perfect facial hair is groomed every three hours.
7 - Sinitta's 1985 smash hit 'So Macho' was written about Agyemang.
8 - It's club rules for every squad player to have a framed picture of Agyemang next to their bed, which they must kiss nightly before bed.
9 - Agyemang can turn his head 360 degrees.
10 - Agyemang was Keyser Soze.
11 - Agyemang can bench press the entire academy squad and their micro scooters.
12 - Agyemang has never paid for a drink in his life.
13 - Agyemang created the phrase, "where's the party at?"
14 - Jay Z dropped the hyphen from his name because Agyemang told him to.
15 - The film 'Project X' was based on Agyemang's 13th birthday party.
16 - Agyemang can crack a hard boiled egg by breathing on it.
17 - In his spare time, Agyemang solves crime in an abandoned bus.
18 - The iPod was Agyemang's idea.
19 - Agyemang has 207 bones in his body.
20 - Agyemang enjoys the music of Brian McFadden.
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