Englandwatch muses over what our fallen stars should be singing on the karaoke this summer.

What should our stars be singing this summer?

It's been what is commonly known as a 'slow news day' here at Englandwatch towers and to make best use of our time we've written an insightful assessment of the tactical short fallings of our national side in Euro 2008 qualification.

Only joking, why do that when we could spend the afternoon googling song titles that best describe our fallen stars?

Flanked by lieutenants Kendall and Clarke, I reckon we've picked the bones out of what is the carcass of the England side but why stop there?

Please feel free to send in your suggestions, with David James, Owen Hargreaves, Micah Richards and Jermain Defoe all having escaped our musings to date.

We look forward to hearing your thoughts on what our heroes should be belting out in the close-season.

Paul Robinson

Solo Dancing - Stefan Dennis

Scott Carson

Dig a Hole - The Clash

Don't Look Back in Anger - Oasis

Gary Neville

Stiff Upper Lip - AC/DC

Ugly - Sugarbabes

Being Boring - Pet Shop Boys

John Terry

Crying Song - Pink Floyd

Lonely Teardrops - Jackie Wilson

Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie

It's My Party - Lesley Gore

Sol Campbell

My Melancholy Blues - Queen

Ashley Cole

Your Cheatin' Heart - Hank Williams

It Wasn't Me - Shaggy

Shaun Wright-Phillips

Substitute - The Who

Joe Cole

Chim Chim Cher-ee - Robert B Sherman (From Mary Poppins)

David Bentley

Loud Mouth - The Ramones

Big Mouth Strikes Again - The Smiths

Frank Lampard

You're the One for Me Fatty - Morrissey

Steven Gerrard

Mardy Bum - Artic Monkeys

Theo Walcott

Too much too Young - The Specials

Don't Believe the Hype - Public Enemy

Ashley Young

Pictures of Lily - The Who

Long Time Jerk - The Clash

Peter Crouch

Robot - Futureheads

Robot Rock - Daft Punk

Michael Owen

Where Did It All Go Wrong? - Oasis

Emile Heskey

Stumble and Fall - Razorlight

I Missed Again - Phil Collins

Dean Ashton

Is This It? - The Strokes

Do you Remember the First Time? - Pulp

Wayne Rooney

Grandma - St Winifred's School Choir