Chile coach compares possession to flirting with woman

Date published: Thursday 19th November 2015 10:22

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Chile coach Jorge Sampaoli has compared losing despite dominating possession to flirting with a woman only for her to leave with another man.

Chile were beaten 3-0 by Uruguay in a World Cup qualifier in in Montevideo on Tuesday night despite having 73% possession in the match.

When informed of that statistic after the match, Sampaoli responded with an analogy to explain why it counted for little.

Sampaoli said: “One night, I went to a bar, I was with a woman. We talked all night. We laughed, we flirted, I paid for several drinks of hers

“At around 5am, a guy came in, grabbed her by the arm and took her to the bathroom. He made love to her and she left with him. That doesn’t matter, because I had most of the possession on that night.”

Quote courtesy of @JuanG_Arango

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    Chile coach Jorge Sampaoli has compared losing despite dominating possession to flirting with a woman only for her to leave with another man

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    I agree, it’s like when the Gooons say, we’ve qualified for the CL for the last 18 years, or whatever, they’ve got to one final and lost.
    It’s like asking 18 women for a shag , mostly getting a kiss, sometimes a fumble only once getting into bed, only to find out it’s a tranny…..
    Remember we are the last team North London team to get to the quarters

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