Phil 'effn Jones!.

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    Blacky
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    Reports this morning that the useless bag of shit Jones has now broken his toe in England’s first training session and is more or less out for the season!.Fuck me,how has this absolute clown managed to survive so long at our club without any one of the 4 different managers that we’ve had during that time calling him in to say ‘Just fuck right off, you’re worse than pathetic’?!.
    Oh,and just to compound things it seems his equally useless partner in crime Smalling was the one who did the damage!.Please Jose get this pair of total imposters out of our club once and for all this summer,it’s long overdue.

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    libanski
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    lol it’s not that Deep chill!!

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    united_we_win
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    Hahahahahah

    Blacky what is it you call him ? “farm laborer “hahahah

    Dear me the guy is just a failure at united.

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    fatrooney
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    Lol injury caused by smalling. These 2 clowns should be playing for Sunderland along with mcnair and gison

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    killyboye
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    It’s not effin’ Jones, it’s effin’ Smalling the gobshite. How the f**k do you break a colleagues toe in training? The big galoot prob just stood on him,
    ‘Oh sorry Phil! What’s that? You’re injured again? You can’t be f@*king serious!’

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    hatters
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    It’s completely comical that Smalling went and injured Jones on international duty. Given their long history of tripping over themselves, failing to sort out their feet, and generally being clumsy it’s no surprise to me.

    It’s a miracle that Mourinho has got so much football out of Jones this season but it was always inevitable that he would stub his toe or trip and fall over himself given he has the co-ordination of a newborn giraffe.

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    killyboye
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    It’s ironic that Mourinho has managed to keep him fit and then the first chance another coach gets with him he’s injured. Jose must just wrap him in cotton wool and have no contact training like they do with Quarterbacks in the NFL

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    killyboye
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    Or else he’s a miracle worker. Phil just runs around with a rusty bell and everyone avoids him until Jose cures him, apologies to lepers for comparing Phil Jones to one.

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    redblood
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    No wonder we are in such a mess when you have all the shite we do.How on earth has it come to this when the likes of Smalling and Jones cost the club millions of ££££ every year!.They belong @ the likes of Fulham,QPR,Leeds,etc.

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    killyboye
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    The main problem being, if we got rid of all the shite we currently have, we’d struggle to have a squad for next season. I mean there are some promising youngsters but are they good enough? After all, who was it said, ‘You win nothing with kids!’

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    A bit unfair on Jones to be honest – was doing well a few weeks ago, very well in fact – he and Rojo hit up an excellent partnership in central defence. Yes he has major injury issues and yes he can look clumsy at times (and is) however I’d still have him over both Rojo and Smalling (when fit of course).

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    redblood
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    @Sympathy-The only thing unfair on Jones,Smalling,Rojo,Valencia,Fellaini,Young, is the fact we paid money for them,bags of shite.No wonder English football is suffering.

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    hatters
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    @sympathy. Sorry mate but the club is not a charity and Jones should earn his keep with fitness and form. Over the years he has dismally failed to deliver consistent “fitness” and his form has been sporadic, culminating in the highly uncoordinated penalty he gave away against Bournmouth recently.

    Jones should be moved on and replaced along with Smalling, they have been “nearly runs” for a very long time now – the club must give other young players opportunities and also needs to sign a real worldclass centre back.

    We have fallen behind as a club because we have kept players like Jones and Smalling in and around the first team for way too long. I suspect Mourinho also knows these players are rubbish and will be a wielding the axe in the summer.

    Schneiderlin, Memphis, and Schweinsteiger have already been removed. Rooney and Young are next in line. What a time to be a United fan. They should call Mourinho “The Exterminator”.

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    rs83
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    Smalling Jones Darmian young Carrick fellani Rooney lingard all need to leave ASAP

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    Blacky
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    @Sympathy – You need to recognise and acknowledge abject failure when it stands there and smacks you across the face like a wet fish mate.This joker has lurched from one hapless crisis to another for 6 years and is no better a player now than he was when he and his ridiculous gurning gob rocked up at OT.He is a total laughing stock of a man and quite how he has got this far as a ‘footballer’ fuck only knows because millions of us don’t!.
    These games where you say he was “doing very well” were nothing more than an aberration against mainly 2nd rate opposition,which we all knew could never last and so it has proved.Just one look at the way he has ‘defended’ in the games at Rostov and Boro’ and the ridiculous penalty he gave away against Bournemouth will tell you all you would ever need to know about the guy,he is a total abject fucking spanner,simple as that.

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    @hatters, Blacky – I never said Jones is some sort of star or that he has a future at United, I just think the vile abuse he gets on here is a bit unfair. This guy didn’t come here and picked up a pay cheque for half-hearted performances, constanlty caused trouble or had off-field antics (Tevez, Depay, etc.) – since he joined he has always given his all whenever he has been fit, but unfortunately his fitness has practically destroyed his career. Is it his fault? Perhaps, but I like to believe that, when fit, he actually does try. In 2012 when he first joined he looked like a star in the making when he was playing at RB (I remember a game away to Bolton where he dribbled from inside his own half, took on 4 defenders and set up an easy goal for Rooney); I had pretty much given up on him but, after seeing what he can do when fit earlier this year, I’d like to see if this toe injury is just a small dampener or just a continuation of the constant injuries he suffers. If its the latter, I’d have no qualms with the club deciding to sell up.

    @redblood – Whilst the jury is still out on many of those players you mentioned, I cannot agree with Valencia being in that group. The guy has been a great servant of the club since he joined and is still going strong – I’d argue he has given more to the club overall since 2010 than Rooney has.

    We as fans really do need to realize that not everyone can be a Messi or Ronaldo – you need the workhorses who do the dirty work. Valencia is definitely one of them, Jones COULD be one when fit.

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    @Sympathy – ‘Trying’ is a prerequisite mate,he gets widely slated because everything the oaf does is just embarrassing for the club.I don’t blame him for taking the money that the club have wasted on him but it’s high time someone in authority at OT saw him for the farm labourer he truly is and directs him to his new career sitting on top of a combine harvester somewhere in deepest Suffolk!,simple as that.

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    jm1502
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    He’s a fucking donkey Sympathy mate, no two ways about it.

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    redblood
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    Nobody is blaming Jones @sympathy mate,we are just saying players like Jones,Valencia,Smalling,Darmian,Young,Fellaini, either are not good enough or have been @ the club for far too long.Yes players are needed to do the hard-work,but there is that and then there are players who are a calamity to the club.i.e.Smalling,Young,Fellaini,Darmian.Jones struggling with injuries,make him a player good enough for a mid-table team.

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    Wasn’t it Jones or Smalling who crocked Rooney last week not that he’s any loss these days. What worries me is the sheer amount of donkey’s that need to be sold as noted in several posts above. We just can’t get rid of that many in one window!!! The shambles that Wudturd and the 2 clowns he hired have created could take a decade to fix. It only took the trio 3 years to destroy what Fergie had built over 25 years and make us the laughing stock of world football. The most expensive squad ever built…………………fuck me!

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