Reply To: Analyzing the Squad

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Blacky
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Blimey,it seems that not only are some people happy with mid table mediocrity they are actually beginning to embrace it now!.If this club has serious aspirations of ever dining at the top table again we have to realise that that this squad is choc full of shite footballers,it’s not ALL LvG’s fault but of course he is the biggest single factor at play.So my ruthless,slightly tongue in cheek assessment of our squad goes like this:
DeGea – Keep,but we will have to sell
Romero – A total joker,Taibi was no worse – Bin him.
Darmian – Not been too impressed yet,give him another year.Keep.
Valencia – A no trick’ pony,no left foot,can’t cross and has got rocks in his head.Sell.
Shaw – One of the few players we have with ‘star’ potential.Keep.
Blind – Slow and very weak,squad player only.Keep.
Rojo – Not a CB,nor a LB and is injury prone.Yet another Argentinian failure.Sell.
Jones – Nothing more than an injury prone oaf,5 years of total ineptitude.Sell.
Smalling – Our best CB,but that’s not saying much.No Rio or Vidic,but still a keeper.
McNair – Totally useless player,I doubt we would even get a fee for him.Bin.
Blackett – Even worse than McNair,can’t even get a game for Celtic in a pub league.Bin
Bastian – Massive disappointment,legs have gone.One more year for his experience.Keep
Schneiderlin – Expected much more,poor on the ball,slow and unathletic.Look’s like we should have bought Wanyama instead.One more year.Keep.
Carrick – Totally finished and is now a completely knackered with injuries at 35 yrs of age.No new contract for him.
Mata – A waste of 37m,slower than my granny and has not nailed it in nearly 3 yrs.Sell
Fellaini – If we can’t find a mug club to buy him he should be taken out and shot!.Bin
Pereira – Look’s to have some talent,but he needs a chance instead of Mata.Keep.
Herrera – Going backwards big time,give him another year max once LvG goes,if he doesn’t improve then he will have to go as well.Keep for now.
Januzaj – Nothing to offer,too slow and with a bad attitude.Sell
Lingard – Typical MUFC youth product,the Championship awaits him.Sell.
Young – Useless as either a winger or a full back,30 yrs old and injury prone.Sell.
Martial – Have to sack LvG before he ruins this guy as well.Keep.
Rooney – One good game all season against mighty Newcastle does not mask the truth that he is finished at the top level.Ship him off to the MLS or China asap.Sell.
Wilson – Not seen enough to form a judgement yet,so on that basis.Keep.

So there you have it,I’m not naive enough to think or expect the above will happen overnight but if we want to ever challenge properly again then it needs to happen pretty soon,simple as that.