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  • in reply to: The Corona Virus. #1911913

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    Don’t be so naïve mufc.

    Everybody knows that the dice are loaded, everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
    Everybody knows that the war is over, everybody knows the good guys lost.
    Everybody knows the fight was fixed, the poor stay poor, the rich get rich.
    That’s how it goes, everybody knows.

    Everybody knows that the boat is leaking, everybody knows that the captain lied.
    Everybody got this broken feeling like their father or their dog just died
    Everybody talking to their pockets, everybody wants a box of chocolates
    And a long stem rose, everybody knows.

    And everybody knows that it’s now or never, everybody knows that it’s me or you
    And everybody knows that you live forever, if you’ve got a bob or two
    Everybody knows the deal is rotten, ol’ Black Joe’s still picking cotton
    For his ribbons and bows, everybody knows

    And everybody knows that the Plague is coming, everybody knows that it’s moving fast
    Everybody knows that the naked man and woman, are just a shining artefact of the past
    Everybody knows the scene is dead but there’s gonna be a meter on your bed
    That will disclose, what everybody knows

    And everybody knows that we’re in trouble, everybody knows what we’ve been through
    From the painful deaths that have so far happened, apart from the lucky few
    Everybody knows it’s coming apart, take one last look at your ailing heart
    Before it blows… Everybody knows

    That’s how it goes, everybody knows.

    Len.

    in reply to: The Corona Virus. #1897780

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    The UK have seriously jumped the gun! Boris desperately needs a positive result after his appallingly pathetic handling of the Covid epidemic and he’s now willing to further risk the health of our nation by giving the green light to a vaccine that still remains in the process of being fully evaluated by every other sensible country on earth.
    Let’s face it, the bozo is not fit for purpose.
    It gives me the needle.
    Lenny.

    in reply to: The Corona Virus. #1890128

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    The world’s largest mink producer, Denmark, said today that it plans to cull more than 15 million of the animals, due to fears that a Covid-19 mutation moving from mink to humans could jeopardise future vaccines. This is an extremely worrying development.
    A dead seagull was found to be infected too!
    Enjoy Christmas, but Easter is cancelled…..
    Lenny.

    in reply to: The 2020/2021 Premier League Thread #1889132

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    Quite right Devon. That penalty was insanely awarded for an ultra-featherlike soft tackle. What was VAR thinking of to involve the ref again? They obviously don’t have the required technology available yet to make the right decision themselves.
    To be fair, Mohamed Salah did drop to his knees, kiss the grass and prey for forgiveness.
    Cheats like him couldn’t lace Nobby Stiles’ boots.
    Len.

    in reply to: Project Big Picture! #1885698

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    “I am sure as soon as the fans are back in the stadium the ridiculous dropping to the knee before Kick Off will soon stop”.

    I hope so NOLU. This dropping to the knee certainly needs the elbow. It’s an extremely insulting stupidity and every time it happens it makes my ring-piece contract. Professional football has currently lost the plot completely and without the live fans it’s nothing. Zilch!

    Watching 22 dodgy haircuts dropping to their knees every week makes me sick.
    Thank God for amateur football!
    Len.

    in reply to: The 2020/2021 Premier League Thread #1885404

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    Kingo, the massive problem with VAR is its accuracy of tolerance. It varies from ground to ground. There is no way that this simple fact can be overlooked. There’s no way that anyone can accurately measure a micron from 50 yards away. VAR is complete and utter bollocks and is killing the essential spontaneity of the game. It should be taken out to the middle of the North Sea and dumped!
    Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1880015

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    Oh do mind your lingo Bingo. Your motto is blotto. It’s skid row.
    J C’s no racist, he’s one of the few intelligent posters left on here, so forego your cheap shit-how, it’s a no go.
    PC regressive progressives like you and your skewed mate really don’t know what it’s all about. You can naively bang your bongo and strum your banjo solo, or even as a duo, but you simply don’t know your arse from your elbow.
    It’s time to let go Bingo.. and pronto.
    Eat a peach.
    Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1877914

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    Good point Harry. Most of the jingo from Bingo on here is bozo. He flies solo but has no clue what’s over the rainbow. You’ve got to laugh…
    Len.

    in reply to: This season is dead. #1876701

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    Believe me I did try Harry but thankfully nature called and I managed to happily complete a particularly difficult Sudoku in the kharsie instead. It was far more interesting than watching what is essentially nothing but a training match behind closed doors.
    Without the essential live real noise and passion of the crowd, professional football just doesn’t cut the mustard for me anymore. It’s limp beyond belief. Give me Hackney Marshes any day.
    But everyone to their own.
    Len.

    in reply to: This season is dead. #1876519

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    It’s a new season and we’re two games in. So what do you think of it so far?

    I think it’s not only farcical, it’s pathetic and now tainted with embarrassing unnecessary political correctness. I watched the Chelsea/Liverpool game earlier this evening and was not impressed. Klopp, Lampard and the players dropped to their knees just before kick-off and the TV engineered sound-bite-non-crowd predictably remained quiet and respectful.

    The game then kicked off and the sound-bite-non-crowd were audibly vocal again and cheering every home teams pass that managed to, by luck or judgment, accurately find another player.

    I looked at my TV screen and saw all those empty seats and decided to go for a dump. Meanwhile, the sound-bite-non-crowd were vocal about everything that did, or didn’t happen. I wasn’t fooled for a second.

    Football is dead without a real live crowd to give players their heartfelt opinions during a match. They have an enormous influence upon the outcome of a game.

    Without the match going fans professional football is just a farcical crock of shite that bores me to death.
    Lenny.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1875816

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    “Lenny, there has to be a route out of the mess that the US is currently in. If people aren’t talking and aren’t looking for ways to come together the US will never overcome its current problems”.

    I respect your sentiments Nine, but I can’t see any route out of it at all mate. In reality most people aren’t talking or looking for ways to come together in the US. On the contrary, the country is so divided it’s naïve to even contemplate it ever happening. John Lennon stuck his neck out years back with his ultra naïve ‘Imagine’ and look how he ended up. Shot dead by a lunatic. And there’s lots of them over there.

    Remember the drive-by shootings in the 80’s. I had to run the gauntlet on Ventura Highway every working day for 6 months! I was in a car park in Moorpark and some nutter pulled a gun on me for pulling away before him! And this is in so-called liberal California!

    Can you ‘imagine’ what it’s like down south? It’s full of gun toting rednecks who don’t know there arse from a hole in the ground. They itch to cause mayhem. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. It’s frightening to contemplate the complexity of that madhouse.

    And now Trump has stirred things up to the point where anything can happen over there now, and make no mistake, it will. And it won’t be pretty.
    Another civil war is even not beyond reality….
    Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1875510

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    “America needs to come together people need to be talking and looking for ways to come together to begin to solve their problems over there from both sides of the divide”.

    You’re peace sentiments are of course correct and most honourable Nine. But there is overwhelming evidence to support the fact that it will never happen mate, at least in our, or our offspring’s lifetime in a month of Sundays. I’ve lived over there and travelled around extensively and the social divides are extreme in the extreme.

    Don Chump and his monkeys obviously don’t and certainly won’t help matters to improve the welfare of the poor one iota, and neither will the democrats. Nothing of significance will change over there for the better any time soon. If anything, I can see it getting much worse.

    I’m afraid the good ol’ USA is destined to remain a basket case for the foreseeable future Nine. They are not much better than the other two so-called ‘super’ power basket cases.

    Let’s face it mate, anyway you look at it, the future is murder.
    Happy days eh,
    Len.

    in reply to: The Corona Virus. #1874726

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    Harry, Zico. I wasn’t harping on about the appalling global Covid 19 death rates, it’s obvious they are going to seriously multiply exponentially.
    I was referring to the appalling inconsiderate disrespectful disgusting behaviour of the extremely high numbers of inconsiderate youth in our country. They need to be seriously hemmed in. The sights I’ve seen and witnessed in East London are a disgrace. They simply don’t give a shit. No respect whatsoever!
    Their alcohol induced disgusting behaviour must be stopped now. They are a major factor that is spreading this epidemic here and they need a very hard wake-up call, but where’s the police? You can’t find one for love nor money these days! Until we can, this nightmare is only going to get worse.
    Christmas is already cancelled and the future after that is definitely not a bowl of cherries…
    Lenny.

    in reply to: The Corona Virus. #1874322

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    It’s been many months now since Covid 19 reared its ugly head and it’s still riding roughshod amongst us all. It’s now autumn and it shows no sigh of going away anytime soon. On the contrary, the numbers of victims are surging. Meanwhile many youngsters remain oblivious to the risk of this plague that will undoubtedly kill many more of our population.

    Pictures of inebriated scantily dressed females crouching for a piss in Blackpool and Romford don’t help, but they are just the tip of the iceberg. There are loads of youngsters all over the country flaunting the rules every night. Where’s the police?

    What chance has this country got of eradicating this plague anytime soon with all this shit being allowed to go on? The way things are going, not a hope in hell.
    Boris needs to get a grip and do something about this now, before it’s too late.

    Because at the moment, the future looks nothing short of murder.
    Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1873520

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    So finally the pathetic inept “PL look like they are dropping their misguided daft support of Black Lives Matter” eh Alf.
    Now why do you think that has happened? Answers on a postcard…. Feel free to come up with some big ideas, – as big as you can twist them to their biggest grotesque proportions.

    I’m all ears…
    Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1873201

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    Alfie, your mind is filled with big ideas, but they’re full of images and distorted facts. You really need to tame that naive one-eyed lion in your cage mate. It’s getting silly now.
    Your idiot wind blows vile bile every time you move your teeth on here these days.
    It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe.
    Lenny.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1872908

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    “Whinging”? What have you been smoking Chubby? I don’t whinge.
    All you have contributed to the discussion on this thread is unwarranted vile bile directed at me. Let’s face it mate, you’re a spitting image of the naive PC progressive that Pat Condell was on about in that link that I felt was most appropriate to post in order to enlighten and help you to see some daylight.
    Keep twisting away if you want to but at least try to avoid your disgusting insulting rhetoric. You must learn to curb that idiot wind every time you move your teeth. If not, any half-clued up person will see right through you like I have and won’t take you seriously.
    And that’s a pity mate. I’d like to think you’re better than that…
    Cheers Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1872595

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    Harry, Pat Condell is not a Tommy Robinson. Far from it. He possesses a much more broader intellect than that. He was bred and born in Ireland but became disillusioned with all the Catholicism bullshit. He moved to London at an early age and as far as I know, still lives here. He’s a self confessed atheist and proud of it.
    The refreshing thing is, he is very articulate and doesn’t mince his words. He always calls a spade a spade and I totally respect that. These days there are far too many people who don’t.
    He’s made lots of interesting videos covering all sorts of topics. His intelligent diatribes on political correctness and progressiveness are so refreshing when you consider what we have to stomach on a daily basis from our woeful media. Some of his best videos have been removed of course, – yes you’ve guessed it, because of political correctness. It’s such a pity.

    Chubby, what on earth is your point now? For crissake give it a rest mate. Instead of playing that vile-bile card of yours all the time, why not stick with checkers.
    It makes more sense.
    Lenny.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1872349

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    Alf, I only saw your latest post just now due to mufc’s latest stop-press scoop on another thread that no one has given the slightest shit about one way or the other. Nothing new there.

    Your personal disappointment that you were well behind Bingo in talking bollocks says much more about your deficiencies than it does about him. That’s quite shocking. But rest assured, you’re always welcome to discuss anything you like with me mate and I will certainly give you an honest response. The only problem is that you insist upon playing your racist card like a rampant one-eyed gunslinger with a death-wish which will obviously devalue and banjax any meaningful discussion.

    It’s high time you stopped twisting my words Chubby. The idiot wind has been blowing mostly every time you move your mouth recently. Give it a rest. I appreciate that you’re just another woke joke that gets off on talking vile bile but count me out mate. I’ll never go there. But everyone to their own – even if they don’t have the best part of a slightest clue this side of fairyland eh.

    I’ll leave you with a couple of links from P C that hopefully may ring a positive bell in your cranium and clue you up.

    I hope you can digest them Chubby and feel free to twist the night away…

    Len.

    in reply to: Minneapolis #1871780

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    No Bingo! Once again you’re well off cue, out of bounds and in the rough. How can you get so off beam? Reading the facts on here mostly show you are clueless! You had the audacity to call me a racist on page 1 when I was trying to enlighten you on your pathetic naive PC ways. And then shortly after that, your bone-headed side-kick, Mr. Twister himself came on with the most disgusting insulting filthy venom directed at me, and has got off on continuing to do so ever since without ever once justifying his words.

    It’s all there read it. Since then it’s been innuendo, banter and side-winding asides with thankfully quite a few intelligent posters airing their views on here in-between – except for you two naive PC overly progressive progressives who love to play the race card when things are not going your way.

    My advice to you both is check out Pat Condell’s words of wisdom on YouTube. It’s a pity that his initials match your own pathetic PC denomination. He most certainly isn’t in any way, shape or form like you two numb-nuts but hopefully it might help to shock and enlighten you both.

    …I won’t hold my breath.
    Len.

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