Doomsday Clock.

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    Laughing Lenny
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    Forget Trump, Bake-off, Brexit and X-Factor. According to Sky News, scientists are seriously warning us of a lot more shite to come. Apparently there’s now only two and a half minutes to go before Armageddon! Call me a naïve fatalist, but I can’t help but feel that this is bloody good news for all concerned! Although the present is looking dim and future is looking a whole lot dimmer, it’s nonetheless reassuring to know that there’s now a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel!

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    mufc
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    Laughing Lenny
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    Don’t fret Mufc, you are not alone, but if you think out of the box it’s actually quite simple to fathom. We are all treading water and bobbing along in a fog in our big black infested sea. The trick is to take care not to ingest too many micro-plastic particles next time you tuck into your fish and chips whilst sitting in front of that hopeless little screen and receiving inane information that in the name of sanity can’t use be used for anything by who knows what. At the end of the day the likes of Trump and Brexit means nothing in the greater shape of things let alone Bake-off, Water-boarding or Ant & Dec’s MBE’s. People naively think they have a handle on the pulse of things but remain comfortably numb and cocooned within their copious faulty conflicting knowledge of what they are incessantly fed by a media who have their own shady agenda. Basically it all comes down to how much shite a human being can ingest. Happily I have reached my limit and have managed to regurgitate most of it down the crapper where it came from. I have to agree with our learned scientists though who have advanced the hands on the Doomsday Clock to only 150 seconds to go before the big bang at midnight. It’s a hell of a wake-up call, but I won’t be setting my alarm. Let’s be honest, the way things are, it’s probably for the best. I trust that this helps to clarify the matter for you.
    Happy days, Len.

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    mufc
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