Poor old West Ham, like a paralytic late night reveler attempting to gain entry into the club, oblivious to the fact that there is zero chance of getting in. He’s thrown up all over his expensive (hired) outfit and everyone is staring and laughing. It’s funny at first but becomes cringe worthy as he stumbles and bumbles his way around. He starts to get a bit lairy in a desperate attempt to conceal his helplessness. Now all his mates are starting to abandon him as they don’t want to be associated or tarnished with such a loser. Hopefully someone will take pity and put him in a cab otherwise it’s likely that he will end up in an ambulance on his way to A&E.